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10) Proactive lending
9) Schadenfreude gifting
8) Sleep debting
7) Cellular gaffing
6) Math racing
5) Diet dictating
4) Spiritual spamming
3) Analog shopping
2) Hygiene hyping
Stupid Thing Defenses
1) Slob envying

Space elevator takes the romance out of the void

TiVo Digital Video Recorder
Roomba robotic vacuum cleaner
Digital cameras
Beamer video phone
Handy Truster portable lie detector
Motion-sensing Touchless trash can
Motion-sensing toilet light
Unisar TV Listening Headphones

'Wheel watching' Mom ahead of her time
Don't let 'Marthamania’ ruin your life
Baldies: Hearts on our sleeves, credit scores on our heads